Style Sheet Day!

Welcome to Post #2 on Pure Pwnsauce, the hottest blog on the web! (more or less)

As you can see, we've made some adjustments to the blog's aesthetic side, including the addition of several widgets on the bar to the right. In case you are still a little unsure about the exact meaning of that magical word "pwnsauce", or indeed its pugnacious derivative "pwn", we've provided you with a handy definition over there on the top of our blog to help you better understand some of the more outlandish phrases you will no doubt read as we post more and more. We've also added a blog list, which has a list of blogs that our group deemed at least mildly interesting (if not entirely related to our magazine's subject material), as well as a link list that will take you to a detailed presentation document that explains our e-zine's conceptual aspects.

Another possibly less notable change we've made to our account is the addition of a profile picture! Don't worry if you can't immediately tell what it is - I took the picture in less-than-desirable photographic settings. However, if you look closely at the picture, you should be able to tell that the picture is indeed a glass of

PURE

   PWNSAUCE 

Yes, that's right - the very same stuff that our group secretes in copious amounts every day. I thought that as our profile picture, it would perfectly embody the bold, fearless way in which our magazine pwns all others. (Right about now, you should have a strange feeling of fear creeping down your spine - don't worry, it's just your body's way of responding to the awesome sight of pwnsauce in it's purest form). 

Now that you've recovered from that nerve-rattling experience, I guess I will fill you in on what TEAM PWN has been up to over the past few days. Our best designers (Starscream, Scorponok, and Blackout...essentially the entire team minus Bonecrusher) are working on our Style Sheets, which are basically mock-ups of what various pages in our magazine will look like. They're looking pretty good right now - we've got awesome themes for pull quotes, dingbats, and typefaces. If you aren't familiar with these terms, click here to discover the secrets of being a pwnz0r. Just kidding -  it will take you many years to master those secrets as our group has. That link will merely take you to a page with magazine term definitions on it. Team Pwn apologizes for any extreme disappointment we just caused our readers.

Our magazine is developing very well, and much faster than any of us imagined. It's still a long way for looking anything like a readable e-zine, and we haven't yet converted the text into pwnscript, but trust me we will get there very, very soon.

Bonecrusher

TEAM PWN